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this adorable ornament features a cute Dachshund dressed in a cozy red and white sweater
Golden Turd™ Birthday Gift – Ultra Rare Gag Present for the Person Who Has Everything pop culture ornaments and pre-shrunk for a flatteringYouve officially found the rarest birthday gift in the universe. The Golden Turd is no ordinary gag gift its a shimmering, one in a billion treasure thatll have the birthday star laughing so hard they might actually cry. Whether you're shopping for your best friend, weird uncle, coworker, or that impossible to shop for person, this golden nugget of nonsense is the perfect surprise. Great for: Milestone birthdays (30, 40, 50 you get the idea) White